Queen Bee Blog
Mid Life is Sexy and Other Updates from Queen Bee
This post is an archive of an email sent to our clients 10/3/16.
Salutations and…kegels! Yes, I said it! The latest “must do” from my doctor who noticed on my recent physical that I checked the box “easily pees herself.” What is a kegel, you might ask? Let’s ask WebMD: For both men and women, “kegelexercises can help you prevent or control urinary incontinence and other pelvic floor problems…”
Kegels are free; you don’t even have to go to the gym! My doctor suggests doing them in the car in traffic or perhaps in carpool at my kid’s school. I mean, can you get pulled over for that like texting and driving? “Officer, I wasn’t speeding, I was kegeling!”
1. Four more years in Brentwood!
FOUR MORE YEARS, FOUR MORE YEARS! Happy, happy news: We have extended our Brentwood lease, so you fancy pants people north of Wilshire get us for another four years, and I shall sell a kidney to pay for it! Our Brentwood location is at 2530 San Vicente Blvd across from the Brentwood Country Mart.
2. Seeking a Manicurist
It’s hard to find great manicurists and it’s hard to find technicians willing to do natural nails rather than molded talons! Shinay and Marjorie are amazing, but with Marjorie no longer doing pedicures, we need another Nail Bee. We will find an amazing new manicurist to join the hive organically. If you know of anybody please send them my way and you will be the recipient of a free mani-pedi if they work out! Not getting a manicure-pedicure every other week is a first world problem, and the fact that I’ve been cornered and verbally assaulted by several people upset that they can’t get in while this department is short staffed is just sad and honestly, naughty!
Mark your calendars: This Friday:
October 7th, 1 to 8pm,
Dr. Mark Youssef (aka Dr. Feelgood) is in da house!
Click here for the official invite and here for the menu and pricing. We’ll have injectables, bee-12s, menus and information on all of the new, fun lasers and treatments we will be offering at Culver City – so much fun!
Be sure to email firstname.lastname@example.org more information and to make an appointment with Dr. Youssef and Grace (our gorgeous new physician’s assistant). Oh, and there will be giveaways such as Latisse, Botox, IPL, and more!
4. Our Bee, Liz Pino
As some of you know, one our most famous and much-loved bees, Liz Pino, was involved in a freak accident three weeks ago with one of her horses. Liz sustained some pretty bad damage to her left hand, but I can assure you all that she will BEE BACK before you know it. If you want to reach out to her, please email email@example.com. I know she would love to hear from you!
5. Facial Menu & Backbar Sale
You will see some new additions and changes to our facial menu. We’re bringing in a new bee venom line from the UK. (Think Kate Middleton; she loves the stuff.) Therefore we are adding a Bee Venom Facial to the Culver City and Brentwood locations in the next few weeks. I can assure you that no bees are injured in the process! I’ll be posting more information on our Instagram and Facebook pages.
6. Seattle Staff
Our Seattle location, led by the amazing Alexandra Dey has become a very busy extension of the hive and we’re expanding. If you know any fabulous waxers in the Seattle area who would be a good fit for Queen Bee, please refer them to Alex at firstname.lastname@example.org.
That’s it from me. Clearly I have things to do!
P.P.S. I am available at all times to take any emails from you!!!
Brentwood (310) 570-2282
Culver City (310) 204-2236
Manhattan Beach (310) 307-3875
Seattle (206) 388-4021